United in one ‘movement’

My grandma used to eat a lot of prunes. Apparently they are great for ‘movements’ (of the bowel variety) as they have a lot of fibre in them. I’ve never tested this myself. I had this idea for my social media – the five Olympic Rings as toilet seats. I think it just about works.

A bit of patriotism

I’m not a big fan of football – in fact I find it quite irritating to watch – especially when the players fake injury when tackled. Is that just me? It’s like watching a sporting drama and it would be so much better if they just manned-up and played the game. Despite my indifference to